{"id":9350,"date":"2017-11-16T06:59:15","date_gmt":"2017-11-16T05:59:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inskriptionen.de\/?p=9350"},"modified":"2017-12-09T17:12:07","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T16:12:07","slug":"9350","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/?p=9350","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Das Schwesterbruderzebra sagte zum Schwachtelwuchtelb\u00fcffel: &#8222;Plong!&#8220; Der Quantenfeldacker bebte, und alles <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HK0H3wC2hTM\" title=\"nix\">wurde<\/a> rot. Der Schwachtelwuchtelb\u00fcffel war weg, ein Schwuchwachl\u00f6ffel lag neben einer Kaffeetasse. In einer Pf\u00fctze Sahne tanzten die Neuronen. Dann wird es diffizil. Subtil. Gentil. Propellerventil mit Gentilhomme an der Leine. Madame. H\u00e4tte es doch lieber &#8222;Pling!&#8220; gemacht.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Das Schwesterbruderzebra sagte zum Schwachtelwuchtelb\u00fcffel: &#8222;Plong!&#8220; Der Quantenfeldacker bebte, und alles wurde rot. Der Schwachtelwuchtelb\u00fcffel war weg, ein Schwuchwachl\u00f6ffel lag neben einer Kaffeetasse. In einer Pf\u00fctze Sahne tanzten die Neuronen. Dann wird es diffizil. Subtil. Gentil. Propellerventil mit Gentilhomme an der Leine. Madame. H\u00e4tte es doch lieber &#8222;Pling!&#8220; gemacht.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-5"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scYSN4-9350","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9350"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9485,"href":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9350\/revisions\/9485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inskriptionen.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}